Flight Attendant Pet Peeves
I’ve been logging a lot of air time lately and people are beginning to piss me off. As I exhale through the nonsense, I know these episodes will make marvelous material form my blog. Here we go.
Pet Peeve #1
Your all inclusive bands from the resort, does not extend to the aircraft. Please don’t expect me to pop frozen grapes into your mouth while you plop your bare feet on the tray table in front of you.
Pet Peeve #2
When flying international, bring a pen to fill out required paperwork. Although governments have remarkable resources, mind reading isn’t one of them. And I am am not Staples, so no I don’t “Got that!” An extra pen that is,
Pet Peeve #3
When you ring your call button and ask me to collect your trash after I just went through cabin FOUR TIMES with a garbage bag!!!!
Pet Peeve #4
When you ring your call button, ask for something. I bring it, and you ask for something else.
Pet Peeve #5
When you ring your call button. (I know I’m gonna get so much crap for this, but whateva!)
Pet Peeve #6
When you ask me to tell your child to put on their seatbelt. Do you carry your kids around in the trunk of the car? Or does your three year-old ride shotgun? They should be used the seatbelt by now, or better yet, listening to mommy.